Mom Makes A "Sorry We Caught You Dry Humping Our Son" For Girlfriend

via Reddit – After an unfortunate incident involving my girlfriend, my mom made this cake to apologize.

Happy birthday cake. Get well soon cake. Sorry we caught you dry humping our son cake. Theres really no sort of occasion or situation that cake cant fix or make better. You really wonder if she caught this chick sucking her son’s dick or riding him reverse cowgirl if Mama Dukes is baking a cake for the hooker girlfriend. But a little dry humping never killed anybody or got anyone pregnant, so I’m sure she was thrilled thats all that she saw. Can’t say her son is too thrilled. He’s probably walking around with a swollen pair of blue balls and a chafed dick. But hey, there’s some cake and an OTPHJ waiting for you at home because you’ve got a cool mom and she gets along with your girlfriend. So you got that going for you.